Boys and Girls
by Allyson Stiner-Ployhar
Some of the differences between boys and girls are:
(1) Approximately 90% of girls are good and sweet and 10% are not as good. With boys, this is not exactly true. With boys, I’d say 12% are real good and 88% not so.
(2) Boys’ faces most commonly get red when they’re working hard at a sport or something like that. Every once in a while, a boy will blush. With girls, our faces get redder a little easier. Most of us, when we laugh too hard our faces get red, and when we blush, and in some other events.
(3) Boys (a lot of them) are pretty immature. At a certain age, girls can also be immature.
(4) Boys are more rugged than girls (most of them).
(5) Boys hang out and play video games and bicycle or whatever they do. Us girls do girly things (most of the time).
(6) Boys hardly ever change their looks for girls. However, we girls change our whole hairstyle just so they notice, but they never do. Well, maybe once in a whole great while.
(7) A guy never notices if a girl likes him. If a guy likes a girl, he’ll pretend not to like her, sometimes even pick on her. Girls don’t do that. Well, OK, maybe we do it every once in a full moon.
(8) If a girl and guy like each other, boys (not all boys) will like the girl for what she looks like. Girls aren’t like that. Well, no…ok, fine! Looks may have a little bit to do with it.
“No! Yes! No! Yes! No, I am definitely not! Yes you are!”
(“Maybe we should tell them what we’re arguing about?”)
“Fine, but I am certainly not boy crazy.”
“Yes you are.”
“No, I’m not.”
“Come on, tell the truth.”
“OK, fine. I am not! Well, ok, maybe just a little.”
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